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"I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life."
- Wolferina   (via memereve)

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"BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?"
- me agreeing with someone (via lohanthony)

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my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

(via nutbustin)


oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(via cumsock)


i was told….

- customers who wanna start some shit  (via suspend)

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